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Costa Rica Journal


Well folks, if you were wondering where I have been for the past month, let me clear that up.  I have been in Costa Rica for an internship/tropical ecology class/field work.  So, although I haven’t posted in quite a while, I think I can make it up to all of you by posting my experiences from my journal here.  I will add my pictures to that in order to show you the fantastic place I stayed and the wonderful ecosystem with which I fell in love.  Starting tomorrow, right here, I will post a day from the trip each day.  If you have been following this blog for long enough, then perhaps you remember my virtual trips through Africa and South America.  Well, this will be much like that, except it really happened.  I only hope I can convey, to one degree or another, just how spectacular this place is.  I hope you enjoy it.

Also, just let me know what you think of the new setup and tell me if you prefer this one or the old one.

The new one is up now and here is a picture of the old one.

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Science and Soul: Beyond Pestilent: BP Oil Leak Coverage


***UPDATE:  I will be updating this one post instead of writing twenty thousand little posts and continually adding to it.  So, if you wish to follow this, just scroll down and find out what you missed!***

###Update number 3 is up.###

For my first post back, I have decided to talk about BP’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.  In order to understand what is going on now, we need to look to the past.

Certainly Not Beyond Politics

In 1913 the British took control of Iran’s Oil Fields though the Anglo Iranian Oil Company (AIOC).  The British government controlled 51% of the company’s stock.  In 1951, the Iranian people democratically elected progressive leader Dr. Mohammad Mossadegh.  Mossadegh ran a campaign whose main issue was the control oil fields.  Even though Iran had a huge amount of oil, the Iranian people weren’t getting their fair share of the profits from the AIOC.  So, when Mossadegh was elected, he made efforts to nationalize the oil fields.  Something along the lines of, “Iranian oil for Iranians.”  Not surprisingly, the AIOC wasn’t too happy about this.  In response, they funded SAVAK, the Iranian “domestic security and intelligence agency:” essentially a secret police infamous for its brutality.  In another interesting twist the CIA trained SAVAK forces and Washington DC gave them weapons.  In 1953, SAVAK helped Mohammad-Reza Shah Pahlavi take control of the government in a military coup, essentially overthrowing a democratically elected leader with a military tyrant.  Guess what AIOC decided to rename itself forty years later?  If you guessed British Petroleum (BP), then you guessed right.

But BP didn’t only destroy political stability in the past, but the environment and local people as well.

“To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.” –John Muir

Many people remember the Exxon Valdez oil spill which occurred 11 years ago in Prince William Sound of Alaska as a Exxon oil tanker ran aground.  Oil leaked from the tanker, fouling 3,200 miles of shoreline and 10,000 square miles of ocean.  This destroyed local communities who depended on the ocean for their livelihoods, killed countless fish, sea birds, and ocean mammals, and possibly permanently disrupting the ecosystem.  Exxon promised to pay for the damages to local communities (sound familiar?).  They were originally ordered to pay 5 billion dollars.  But after many court appeals, they cut the fee to approximately 500 million dollars.

Collateral damage of our energy greed.

The tanker was bound south from the Trans-Alaska Oil Pipeline.  The pipeline ran 800 from the oil fields of the North Slope to the port city of Valdez where tanker ships were filled.  This pipeline was established by a group of companies, collectively known as Aleyeska, which included (cue the intro music) BP!  BP was a part of the decision-making process which allowed the spill to occur.  Ecologists long warned that navigating the area would guarantee a catastrophic spill.  Again, the executives of Aleyeska took no heed of the warnings and careened down a dangerous path which ended in tragedy.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee…that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…you can’t get fooled again.”  –W

In 2005, one of BP’s oil refineries exploded in Texas City, Texas.  The explosion was caused by workers starting the process of separating light and heavy gasoline components without removing sufficient quantities of the resulting gasoline products.  A warning system which would have alerted the workers to the buildup of product was disabled.  The workers however, noticed the problem and opened the discharge valve, to little avail.  Combustible vapors leaked into the nearby area and a car’s ignition started the fire.  The fire and explosion killed 15 people and injured 170 more.  An analysis of the incident revealed that BP violated several safety measures.  Also, several similar incidents with combustible vapor leaks were reported, but corrective actions were not taken because funding was not approved to install safer systems.

Beyond Prosecution

Part of the Prudhoe Bay Oil Spill

In 2006, BP’s oil pipeline in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska leaked nearly 270,000 gallons of crude oil into the Alaskan tundra: the largest oil spill on the Alaskan North Slope.  The North Slope boasts high biodiversity, with many species endemic to the area.  It also contains most of Alaska’s oil.  Fortunately, if such a word can be used to describe an oil spill, the incident occurred during the winter while the land was frozen.  Had it occurred during the summer, cleanup would have been much more difficult with oil leaking into the Beaufort sea.  Analysis of the pipeline revealed large amounts of corrosion, to which management did not pay heed.  Warnings were sent by inspectors and workers.  BP claimed that the lack of action was caused by a lack of available funding.  Interesting, seeing as how they made $22,000,000,000 in profits that year.  Hmmm…it seems that BP has a habit of cutting costs without paying heed to the possible implications of their decisions.

The EPA was in charge of the investigation surrounding the spill.  Investigators learned that several workers along the pipeline were concerned about the corrosion and state of the pipeline and alerted authorities.  They did this at their own risk, as BP has a history as a vengeful company where workers who reported such issues could very well be laid off.  Unfortunately, there was little governmental oversight of the Alaskan pipeline at the time.  This information proved that the upper tiers of the company knew about the problems, but opted not to fix it, choosing instead for the risky cost-cutting strategy: criminal negligence.  EPA investigators dug deeper into the issues, but their efforts were constantly being undermined by BP’s stalling and cover-up.  When legal teams asked the workers who spoke up before, they were very unforthcoming, which is understandable, considering the vindictive nature of the company.  After the grand jury was used to obtain the witnesses’ testimonies, the legal team were forced to use a subpoena to obtain documents regarding the pipeline.  BP buried them in quite literally millions of pages of documents in order to slow down prosecutors, many of which were not necessary.  The final death blow to the investigation was dealt in August of next year.  The US State Attorney under Bush’s administration asked the EPA investigators what they could prove at that point in time.  The investigators admitted that due to BP’s efforts to hamper the process, they could only prove a criminal misdemeanor at that given time.  This was a far lesser offense than what could have and should have been tried.  They they added that they would still need more time to complete the investigation.  The State Attorney’s office then ordered them to close the investigation.  This was an unbelievable decision which was unheard of before that time.  An EPA investigator was never prevented from completing their course of action.  Well, unheard of before the Bush/Cheney years.  At any rate, BP later paid only $20,000,000 in fines out of the possible $800,000,000.  Apparently, this slap on the wrist did not really cause BP to change their ways.

It is worth mentioning that BP had 760 willful egregious safety violations in the last three years according the Occupational Health and Safety Administration.  Which is 759 more than Exxon (they had 1).  Exxon!

New Sheriff in Town

The Minerals Management Service is an agency of the Department of Interior charged with…

charged with the management of the renewable energy, oil and gas, and mineral resources on the federal outer continental shelf in an environmentally sound and safe manner, and to collect, verify, and distribute, in a timely fashion, mineral revenues generated from federal (onshore and offshore) land and Indian lands.

The agency is often accused of being in bed with oil, coal and gas industry corporations.  For example,  Paul Stang was a supervisor for the Mineral Management Service, or MMS, but later went on to work for Shell (an oil company).  Jim Mayberry was Special Assistant to the Associate Director of MMS for three years.  After he left, he created an energy consulting company and negotiated a contract with guess who: the MMS.  He was later convicted in violation of conflict of interest law. Other administrators received “gifts” from oil and gas execs.

Ken Salazar: New Sheriff in Town

But then everything was changed, because, in his words; not mine, Ken Salazar was, “the new sheriff in town.”   In reality, not much changed.  He allowed the Grey Wolf to be removed from the Endangered Species List in Montana and Idaho, opening them for hunting.  Evidently, 95 breeding pairs of wolves in the country is enough.  It’s not like they are incredibly important to the ecosystem or anything.  He also upheld the Bush junta decision not to allow greenhouse gases to be regulated by the Endangered Species Act.  Even though he himself said that melting sea ice due to global warming is the leading threat to polar bears, this was not the place or time to act.

The MMS has played a key role in the BP oil spill as well.  In March of 2008, they sold the rights to drill to oil in an action to BP.   In 2009, they decided that acoustically controlled shut off valves aren’t really required against underwater spills at the Deepwater Horizon offshore oil drilling site.  It was only the deepest offshore well in history at 35,000 feet below water.  Finally, the MMS, exempted BP from having to file environmental impact statements.  The MMS justified this claiming that the risk from offshore oil drilling was practically nonexistent (to be fair, so did Obama; oops).  They also allowed BP, as well as other oil companies to drill in the Gulf of Mexico without obtaining permits from NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.  NOAA assesses the threats of activities to endangered species.  Apparently, oil drilling is not very threatening.  The MMS overruled staff biologists and engineers who brought up issues about the safety and environmental impact of  drilling proposals in the Gulf of Mexico and on the North Slope of Alaska.  In fact, the MMS allowed industry officials to fill out their own inspection reports and file them.  In a final slap in the face, after the Deepwater Horizon oil rig explosion and spill, the MMS approved 27 new offshore drilling projects.  2 of them were for our favorites: BP.

“We’re Never Out of Our Depth”

The Deepwater Horizon offshore oil drilling rig is owned by a company named Transocean, the world’s biggest offshore drilling contractor.  Their motto is: “We’re never out of our depth.”  Depsite the comforting slogan, Transocean has a checkered past (well, to be fair, most offshore drilling contractors do).  In 1979, a Transocean oil rig blew out in Campeche in the Gulf of Mexico.  It was capped just under a year later.  During that time 71,500 barrels of oil impacted 162 miles of U.S. beaches.  It was the third largest spill in history.  In six years before the Deepwater Horizon rig blowout, 12 people were killed in accidents on Transocean rigs.

Look Familiar: Bay of Campeche Oil Spill

Them Again?

Oh, and Halliburton is involved in all of this.  They were the service provider to the rig.  We all know about their business transgressions (you know, Cheney…CEO of Halliburton…Vice President…Iraq…service provider in Iraq…etc.  They also had a number of environmental transgressions.  Toxics Release Inventory reports show that Halliburton’s Farmington, New Mexico facility generated a toxic cloud of gas to evacuate their homes.  They have also been implicated in the oil spills in the Timor Sea in 2009.  They also had a part to play in the BP spill.

And They All Came Tumbling Down

In February of last year, BP filed an environmental impact plan for the Deepwater Horizon to the MMS.  The company came to the conclusion that even though a oil spill would occur as a result of drilling, the well was far enough offshore to prevent severe impacts.  Thanks to 2008 regulation changes, they did not have to file a contingency plan.   The BP well was fitted with a blowout preventer, but was not fitted with acoustically-activated alert triggers.

In March 2010, the oil rig had problems with drilling mud and gas releases.  In the same month, the blowout preventer was damaged.  This damage was never reported.  and it was found that the last inspection was in 2005.  Workers interviewed after the blowout said that they did see warning signs pointing to a potential catastrophe, but they were afraid of being fired if they alerted authorities.

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Deepwater Horizon Burns

On April 20,2010, pressure in a marine riser, a temporary extension of a subsea oil well to a surface drilling facility, expanded the pipe, causing an explosion.  This was followed by an inferno.

According to an unnamed witness, Deepwater Horizon installation manager Jimmy Harrell, an employee of Transocean, was speaking to someone in Houston, Texas when the fire started, and was heard screaming, “Are you fucking happy? Are you fucking happy? The rig’s on fire! I told you this was gonna happen.”

The Coast Guard airlifted all but eleven workers out of the rig.  The remaining eleven, after intense searching, were declared dead.  The rig sank two days later.  The oil officially began to spill from the well on that day.  Two robotic submersibles tried to cap the well, but ultimately failed.

BP somehow only calculates 1,000 barrels leaking into the Gulf of Mexico each day.  In only three days, an oil slick covering 580 square miles was formed.  The slick was only 30 some odd miles from shore at that time.  Booms were set up to prevent the oil from hitting the coast.  Three days after that, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) estimates the leak flowed at 5,000 barrels or 210,000 gallons each day.  It appears that BP made another slight miscalculation.  To cut their losses, BP tried to burn the oil off of the surface of the water.  It didn’t work.  And, on April 30, oil washed ashore at Venice, Louisiana.

In Memorium

Jason Anderson, 35, Midfield, Texas; Aaron Dale Burkeen, 37, Philadelphia, Mississippi; Donald Clark, 34, Newellton, Louisiana; Stephen Curtis, 39, Georgetown, Louisiana; Gordon Jones, 28, Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Roy Wyatt Kemp, 27, Jonesville, Louisiana; Karl Klepping, 38, Natchez, Mississippi; Blair Manuel, 56, Eunice, Louisiana; Dewey Revette, 48, State Line, Mississippi; Shane Roshto, 22, Franklin County, Mississippi; and Adam Weise, 24, Yorktown, Texas.

Well, that takes us through April.  Next week, I will discuss the cleanup efforts that occured in May and June, and are still ongoing.

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John Cleese on Science


Sorry, so little to do and so much time.  Sorry.  Strike that.  Reverse it.  And we’re off…

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I decided to compile  a list of the puns I used in the match as today’s post.  Bad or good, here they are:

  • “Beckenbauer was a bit of a surprise” A tribute to the Monty Python video that got this all started.
  • “Linus Pauling and James Watson began a bit of a squabble on the pitch” Pauling and Watson-Crick were two big players in the race to discover the structure of DNA.
  • “Crying, “Eureka!” Archimedes” He may not have said this, but it is his famous line.
  •  “Heisenberg said that the ball’s position cannot be determined with certainty”  Note Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
  • “Einstein immediately issued a yellow card stating that the foul was relatively” Note Einstein’s Theory of Relativity
  • “existence was questionable, because he must not have been thinking.” Note Descartes’ famous line, “I think therefore I am.”
  • “Goddard calculated the trajectory the projectile would follow perfectly and shot a rocket” Goddard was the first to use liquid filled rockets successfully.
  • “Thomas Edison rushed onto the field and tried to attack Nikola Tesla, claiming that DC was clearly superior” Edison and Tesla were big competitors and took part in the “War of the Currents.”  Tesla’s AC current won out.
  • “Charles Darwin, as apparently, he was not amongst the fittest” Note Darwin’s theory of Evolution by Natural Selection
  • “Nobel seemed dead out there” Well, he has been dead for over 100 years.
  • “E.O. Wilson directed” Wilson was the first to discover that ants used pheromones to direct one another.
  • “Euclid headed the sphere” Euclid’s main works dealt with the geometry of cones and spheres.
  • “Schrodinger looked like a dead cat” Note Schrodinger’s famous Dead Cat Thought experiment
  • “Jonas Salk, quiet during the whole game, made a great advance in the field.”  Salk made great advances in medicine when he discovered the vaccine for polio.
  • “Pasteur who slipped, leaving a gaping wound in the Old School defense” Pasteur’s work proved that germs caused infections and disease beyond a doubt.
  • “Goodall, who moved all around the field looking for an open attacker in the center of the pitch.  She tried to conserve time ”  Goodall is a noted conservationist.
  • “George Washington Carver who switched fields” Carver worked to transform the Southern American cotton monoculture.
  • “Watson tried to do an around the world to Copernicus, who was not fooled” Copernicus discovered that the world was not the center of the solar system and proposed the heliocentric model.
  • “Brahmagupta, who did zero the whole game.” Brahmagupta was the Indian mathematician who is credited with discovering the idea of zero.
  • “Crick who shot a last minute blast towards the net.  The shot curved like a helix” Watson and Crick worked to discover the helical structure of DNA.
  • “Leonardo da Vinci tried to punch it out, but came out of the game without a Mona Lisa smile” One of Da Vinci’s most famous paintings is the Mona Lisa, known for her mysterious smile.
  • “Lavosier decided to conserve the goal and Newton agreed, saying that the rate of change of Crick’s position could not have put him offsides.  The goal counted!”  Note Lavosier’s Conservation of Mass and Newton’s Laws of Motion.
  • “Einstein stated that the game was moving so quickly, time’s rate of change decreased.” Note Einstein’s Theory of Relativity.

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Well, I finished the poll.  The results, I kid you not, were a dead tie for every single choice.  So, I had to cast the deciding vote myself.

The teams came out of the tunnel to thunderous applause.  Both groups were ready to go.  The teams chosen to represent their eras were finely selected, but Beckenbauer was a bit of a surprise.  The referees talked to the captains and completed the coin toss.  The new school won the toss and the old school kicked off the match.  The game proceeded slowly at first, but in the twentieth minute, Archimedes made a discovery: Feynman was distracted.  Apparently, Linus Pauling and James Watson began a bit of a squabble on the pitch.  Crying, “Eureka!” Archimedes quickly took a long shot from outside the 18 yard box and bent the ball into the back of the net.  Immediately, there were cries from the New School team.   Heisenberg said that the ball’s position cannot be determined with certainty, so the goal should be called off.  Einstein decided that this was too far and gave Werner a yellow card. 

Just before half time, the scores were levelled up.  As Robert Goddard moved towards goal, Descartes smashed into him with a terribly mistimed sliding tackle.  Einstein immediately issued a yellow card stating that the foul was relatively agregeous.  However, Descartes became upset at this, and declared that Einstein’s very existence was questionable, because he must not have been thinking.  Upon hearing this, Einstein gave Descartes his second yellow, resulting in a red card (thrown out of the game).  On the resulting free kick, Goddard calculated the trajectory the projectile would follow pefectly and shot a rocket into the top right corner of the net.

At the half, the scores were even at 1-1.

In the second half, the fast and furious play continued.  Play was interrupted, however, in the 52nd minute, as a spectator Thomas Edison rushed onto the field and tried to attack Nikola Tesla, claiming that DC was clearly superior.  Edison was rushed by security and taken off the pitch.  Nobody was injured. 

In the sixtieth minute, Old School captain Ben Franklin tried to inject some life into his team by substituting Alfred Nobel.  He took off Charles Darwin, as apparently, he was not amongst the fittest. Nobel seemed dead out there, however and made no  contribution to the match. 

As the end of regular time approached, the New School made one last ditch effort to win the game.  E.O. Wilson directed Rachel Carson forward and made a long cross to her in the corner.  She in turn crossed the ball into the middle, but Euclid headed the sphere out of the zone. 

Regular time ended 1-1. 

As the game moved into extra-time, the New School began showing signs of fatigue.  Schrodinger looked like a dead cat, so on the next stoppage in play, Schrodinger came out and Stephen Hawking entered the match. 

The first period of extra time ended without any changes in the score. 

Near the end of the second period of extra time, the game looked like it would head into a penalty shootout.  However, in the last two minutes, Jonas Salk, quiet during the whole game, made a great advance in the field.  He and the rest of the midfield pushed forward.  Made a brilliant move around Pasteur who slipped, leaving a gaping wound in the Old School defense, already hurting due to the red card to Descartes.  The New School attacked the wound like a plague.  Salk passed it to Goodall, who moved all around the field looking for an open attacker in the center of the pitch.  She tried to conserve time as the rest of her team moved forward.  She passed it back to George Washington Carver who switched fields.  Upon receiving the ball, Watson tried to do an around the world to Copernicus, who was not fooled.  Coperincus cleared it, but directly to Hawking who moved brilliantly around Brahmagupta, who did zero the whole game.  Hawking passed to Crick who shot a last minute blast towards the net.  The shot curved like a helix toward the bottom right-hand side netting.  Leonardo da Vinci tried to punch it out, but came out of the game without a Mona Lisa smile, as his efforts were in vain.  Crick won the game!  The battle was over!  The new school team had taken the lead with only seconds to spare!  In such an important match, Einstein decided to check with his assistant referees before making the goal official.  Lavosier decided to conserve the goal and Newton agreed, saying that the rate of change of Crick’s position could not have put him offsides.  The goal counted!

Action however continued well after what stoppage time should have been, but eventually the final whistle was blown.  Upon being asked about this, Einstein stated that the game was moving so quickly, time’s rate of change decreased.

Regardless, the New School had won in a 2-1 overtime thriller.

I hope you enjoyed the series and the game.

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Einstein

Einstein

I have decided to model my teams after the Monty Python philosopher’s soccer match.  So here come the referees, scientists who set up the laws of the game.

Head Referee: Albert Einstein

 

Einstein was a German theoretical physicist, best remembered for his theory of relativity, the photoelectric effectand  mass–energy equivalence, (E = mc2).  He was a 1921 Nobel Prize winner.

Einstein’s many contributions to physics include

  • Special theory of relativity, combining classical mechanics and electromagnetistm
  • General theory of relativity, a new theory of gravitation which added the principle of equivalence to the principle of relativity, correcting Newton’s equations for large bodies of mass
  • Founding of relativistic cosmology with a cosmological constant
  • The deflection of light by gravity and gravitational lensing, helping us understand black holes
  • An explanation for capillary action
  • Proving that light moves as both a wave and particle
  • The quantum theory of atomic motion in solids
  • Zero point energy
  • The semiclassical version of the Schrodinger equation
  • Discovering the photoelectric effect, the fact that light can excite electrons, causing them to be emitted from solids, specifically metals
  • The quantum theory of a monatomic gas which predicted Bose-Einstein condensation, a new form of matter

Linesman: Sir Isaac Newton

Newton

Newton

Isaac Newton was one of the most influential scientists in all of history.  His famous work  Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, sets  the groundwork for most of classical mechanics.  In this book, Newton described the law of universal gravitation and the three laws of motion

In mechanics, Newton also set down the idea that momentum in a closed system is conserved. In addition, he built the first practical reflecting telescope and developed the theory of the visible spectrum of color through experiments with a prism.   He is also credited with the law of cooling, a mathematical analysis of the rate of temperature changes. 

Finally, Newton was the leader in developing differential and integral calculus.

Linesman: Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier

Lavoisier

Lavoisier

Antoine-Laurent de Lavoisier was a French scientist who is now credited as the father of modern chemistry.  Early in his career he recognized a component of the air and named it.  He also “discovered” and named hydrogen gas.  Lavoisier is most famous for his law of conservation of mass, which states that the mass of the reactants of a chemical reaction must equal the mass of the products.  In addition to this, he helped construct the metric system, write the first extensive list of elements, and helped construct a system of chemical nomenclature and stoichiometry. 

http://www.questacon.edu.au/indepth/einstein/science.html, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein, http://www.google.com/archivesearch?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GGIH_enUS284US284&ei=_Di5SdGzKI6gM4DLvacI&resnum=0&q=isaac+newton’s+achievements&um=1&ie=UTF-8&scoring=t&ei=_ji5Sd_sAZiWMfqCzZcI&sa=X&oi=timeline_result&resnum=11&ct=title, http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/biography/Lavoisier.html

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